sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

sloppy sow

A big girl who loves getting fucked only second to eating.

Gosh, my old girlfriend has put on so much weight she is such a sloppy sow.

by CaptainVolume October 21, 2016

sloppy dildo

when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock

"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"

by valimyr December 18, 2022

sloppy doris

When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman

"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"

by DannyP12345 May 4, 2016

reversed sloppy santa

When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.

partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa

by cronk doogle July 7, 2015

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017