Scopely 

Sco-pley

To royally and completely fuck something up

Origin: Culver City, CA mobile game publisher whose incompetence has led members of their game community to use their name as a derogatory adjective

Well, you sure pulled a Scopely on your last assignment.

Be sure to double check your work. The last thing you need before your review is another Scopely.

Scopely by IQ2 noob February 16, 2019

slopey shoulders 

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

slopey shoulders by The Realist! February 2, 2009

Scopely 

Very laggy but expensive af.

This game is so scopely, man! They want another hundred bucks but haven't eliminated bugs from a year ago!

Scopely by Legacy Collective March 27, 2020

Scopely 

To lower your expectations and whale hard you peasants

This event is very scopely.

Scopely by BakaX May 18, 2022

Slopeye 

When spilling sloppy joe on a males tip and sucking it until there is not even a drop of sauce on it

Becky: That manz let me slopeye him

Slopeye by Slopeye June 11, 2019

Scopely Syndrome 

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of whale spending by a victim towards Scopely

Oh man ! I've been Scopelied for all my time with them, but I still drop them cash, I guess I'm experiencing Scopely Syndrome.

Scopely Syndrome by Narcissae June 27, 2019

Slovely 

Super lovely

You look slovely.

Slovely by blaaaaarg July 13, 2009