A
mid-budget action/adventure movie starring
Dwayne “The
Rock” Johnson that is technically watchable, vaguely entertaining, and instantly forgettable the moment it ends. Usually features:
The
Rock playing “generic strong guy” with a job that barely matters
A plot held together by vibes, explosions, and questionable science
Big stakes that somehow feel weirdly low
Something cool happening once every 20 minutes to keep you seated
Not bad enough to hate. Not good enough to remember. Just… slop.