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Sloopy BJ 

A blow job you get ONLY whilst going down the slide with the person who is giving the blow job and vice versa.
Guy 1: Man, I got the best sloopy BJ last night!
Guy 2: I’ll have to try that with Jennifer next time we’re drunk out at the playground.
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sloppy bjoe 

sloppy bjoe. what it is a a semi-contraction of a the words sloppy joe (the food) and sloppy bj(a sloppy blow job) when you write out sloppy bjoe you cover up the "oe" so it says sloppy bj and its funny, but if someone who does not have the same sense of humor walks by, you cover the "b" so it looks like your talking about sloppy joe!!!
Phil: (holds up sign "Sloppy Bjoe and covers oe")
Chris: LOLZ!!!!!! your hilarious Phil!!! OH NO!!! HERE COMES THAT BITCH YOLANDA!!! SHE WOULD NOT FIND THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT VERY AMUSING!!!
Phil: Dont worry (covers up "b")
Yolanda: thank goodness that dosnt say sloppy BJ or i might have become disgruntled
Chris: nice save Phil, that whore could have ruined all the fun
*HIGH FIVE!!!*
sloppy bjoe by Awsome_ass_Phil February 11, 2008
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