Slomo Pogo 

A slam-dance for the people over 30. Done by Simply bobbing up and down. The advantage to doing this is that you won't spill your drink.

"Look at that old man out there doin' the slomo pogo, must be at least 34."

Slomo Pogo by TJigg December 22, 2007

slomopopo 

slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.

as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."

as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.

slomopopo by nothinc March 17, 2019