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Slob my knob 

How much to slob my knob?
Slob my knob by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006
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slob my knob 

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob
And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.
slob my knob by urban pervert February 16, 2003

slob my knob 

When another person licks and sucks your dick up & down,while swirling theirtongue around your big cock-head, (knob) covering it with spit(slob)
"yo!,bring your fuckin' ass over here and slob my knob! Yeah,wrap your fuckin' lips aroud my big fuckin' dick!"
slob my knob by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

Slob My Knob 

Valley girl-like way of saying hello.
Slob My Knob, how have you been these days?
Slob My Knob by Cheriluvs10 March 17, 2014

Slob on my knob 

1: blowjob

2:An AWSOME song by three 6 mafia
1: DUUUUUUUUDE she slobed on my knob

2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place

Third find a bag to hide the whole face
Slob on my knob by THE ENDERMAN June 19, 2012

Slob On My Knob 

Slob On My Knob, Like Corn On The Cobb, Check In With Me, And Do You Job.
Slob On My Knob by Patrick February 13, 2005

slob on my knob 

slob on my knob, like corn on the cob
slob on my knob by Rose April 8, 2003
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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