slired 

to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.

sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we're slired
sam: come on you lazy bastards
double and max: but we're sliiiiiiired
sam: fuck you guys, im leaving

slired by scp February 19, 2005

slired 

Sleepy and Tired

I've been up since 5 and now I'm slired

slired by OG77 November 16, 2010

slired 

to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.

john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day

slired by wankasaurus rex February 21, 2005

Slired 

slow and sleepy

ive been up all day,now im slired

Slired by eric128136 March 14, 2019

Slired 

A combination of "Slay" and "Tired". When you're still trying to slay, but too tired to do it properly.
A half-ass attempt to slay.

Bethany was so hungover at brunch this morning, but with that cute dress, she still slired.

Slired by BillyBobThornberry November 15, 2023

Slimed Out 

to get crossed or back doored mostly after you did something foul or suspicious

He was moving fishy so he got slimed out.

Slimed Out by popular loner ¡ January 15, 2021

sliced bread 

the best thing since the printing press.

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."

sliced bread by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009