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After a masturbation session, a poor cleansing of the head of the penis will result in the linguring of semen residue on the penis, making an awful fishy stench that emits from the penis. (Worsens as time goes on and often worse cases with uncircumcised men)
Steven cringed when he forgot to clean off his slemen, as it was almsost time for him to take his girlfriend out to dinner. Stank dick Smelly willy Stinky dicky
Slemen by ZLemoms February 7, 2015
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Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.
Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.
Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021
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semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.
that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."
semenesque by jjerzey April 27, 2011

The Semen Den 

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’
Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.
The Semen Den by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016

Semen shake 

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed
During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.
Semen shake by lalaloveless June 16, 2016

semen excretion 

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.
I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."
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