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Sleepy fister

When two gross fatties end up in bed together after a drunken night out. The man will insert his ample fist inside his good lady as he's too lazy to nail her, but after a couple of exerting thrusts falls asleep due to excessive cakes and pies and the fact they repulse each other that much.
The fatties awake in the morning...

Sarah : Chris please remove your fist from my vag!

Chris : Sorry love, i really am a sleepy fister.
by troutgold July 7, 2009
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sleepy man nose filter

A nose filter device used by men to stop the spread of dandruff when sniffing a females body hair.
My new lady friend is covered in body dandruff, therefor i must install my SLEEPY MAN NOSE FILTER PRIOR TO HAVING SEX with this lovely woman.
by gatordick November 24, 2023
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