Slaying the Dragon

Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.

Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.

by _LG_ July 25, 2008

Slaying the Dragon

v. The act of having sex with a fat chick

Guy 1: I heard Todd is getting lucky in the other room
Guy 2: It's no big deal man, he's just slaying the dragon.

by Dragonslayer69 July 01, 2012

Slaying the Dragon

A term used for calming down one's significant other if they are acting irrational, casting allegations or generally nagging to no end about anything

Sorry that I'm late fellas. I was home slaying the dragon as my girl saw Samantha's Facebook post on my wall earlier today!

by Thechriseco November 30, 2011

Slaying the Dragon

V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip

Man, Chad is so good at slaying the dragon. I heard he's done it in every bathroom in the school.

by Gidzhead March 06, 2014

Slaying the dragon

1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need
2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess

Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess
Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?

by Pillowman September 16, 2016

slay the dragon

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I think I'm gonna head home early and slay the dragon.

by jallen69 February 04, 2009

Slay The Dragon

Having sex with a girl on her period.

When your done you look down at your cock and it looks like you just won an epic battle between you and your bloody mistress.

Sara told her man she wasn't sure if they should be having sex that night since she was on her period. He told her he's up to Slay The Dragon ;)

by The_Sex_Addict March 13, 2011