When a man has sex with a rather large and unattractive woman who appears to have scales on her body due to stretch marks.
Christian: Hey Dave I heard you were slaying the dragon last night.
Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
Dave: Well you gotta slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess.
by Willup B February 1, 2011
I got too drunk last night. I found some fatty boom-boom. One thing led to another; I decided to slay the Dragon.
by Chris. A. H. December 1, 2006
by brendanp93 January 27, 2010
by Chugchug January 30, 2018
Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your butthole, in which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team.
Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
by Mike Hunts Softball Team June 26, 2011
"Dude, I ate way too much food. I gotta go Slay a Dragon."
"Man, I have to Slay a Dragon, that Taco Bell is hitting me the wrong way."
"Man, I have to Slay a Dragon, that Taco Bell is hitting me the wrong way."
by thatguy669606 November 24, 2008
Loser 1: Why weren't you playing World of Warcraft yesterday?
Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.
Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.
by jab4343 March 1, 2010