Slavomir

is a common polish-belorussian-russian male name. Slavomir can do everything: play computer games, milk cows, eat grass, write codes, sleep on lectures, dye hair and etc. He is always ready for an action and is prepared for anything.

Smbd: - Fui! It sound like sado-mazo. I will not do it.
Slavomir: - I can do it!

Slavomir by gusenica January 10, 2012

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Slavomír

Guy with the biggest cock

Slavomír Has the biggest cock

Slavomír by Kokotkejsbxhbsx November 21, 2021

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Related Words

Slavomir • Slavomira • slawomir

Slavomír

This guy is a total Chad, he can do anything he wants yet he still likes toy cars, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, the point is,he can fuck up,and still fix what he did

guy1:Look at Slavomír, he's fixing a car
guy2:Looks like those toy cars payed off after all

Slavomír by ! Lightning McQueen November 22, 2021

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Slavomira

From ancient Slovak meaning glory and peace. Slavomira's are usually kind hearted and giving although they do like to have thier own way. It is best not to cross a Slavomira or you may be on the receive a dirty look.

Slavomira really gets upset if you do not take your shoes off before entering her home.

Slavomira by Relisys65 February 8, 2010

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slawomir

Someone who just wants to fuck Erics mom.

Woah, did Slawomir just fuck erics mom?

slawomir by Plkid March 31, 2015

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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