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Slater Slide 

The act of quitting one's job in flamboyant fashion, so named after Steven Slater, the JetBlue Flight Attendant who dealt with one unruly passenger too many. He cussed out the passenger on the PA, said bye-bye to a 20 year career as a flight attendant, grabbed some beer from the galley, popped the escape slide, jumped out on the tarmac, walked to his car and drove home, thus becoming an instant folk hero.
Man, I'm so fed up with this place, I'm gonna pull a Slater Slide. Fuck 'em all!

Slater Style 

The act of having a bowel movement while faceing the opposite direction on the toilet than is traditionally practiced. Deriven from the character A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) off of the teen sit-com, Saved by the Bell, whom popularized the action of sitting on a chair backwards.
Oh man, last night I was so drunk that I took a dump Slater Style.
Slater Style by UP 1 March 29, 2008

Skater's Calf 

After pushing while skating for an extended period of time, the calf of the standing leg starts to hurt badly. This is known as skater's calf.
Skater 1 - Dude, I got skater's calf.

Skater 2 - Dude, me too.

Skater 1 - Ow.
Skater's Calf by Nick R. January 11, 2006

blind skater's elbow 

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

Slayer's Bio 

A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:

"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out

and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."
guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from

the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!

guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.

guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?

guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.

guy1: Nice.
Slayer's Bio by Slayah X May 1, 2010

slater shit 

taking a shit on the toilet backwards called slater shit b/c A.C. Slater always sat in his chair backwards on saved by the bell
"Dude i just took a slater shit"
slater shit by CrisR May 26, 2007