A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:
"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about
internet racists you
may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in
college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.
U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their
bed
"just in case."
guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from
the 1920's again. Darn Xbox
Live!
guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.
guy1: You
mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?
guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for
six years now.
guy1: Nice.