Slarks 

Slarks is a dude who looks like corniol sanders (ya the chicken guy) commonly can be seen putting butts out in his guys mouth. often speaks on issue he has no clue on. Fancies himself a lady's man, not realizing the laughter at his expense

"You just made no sense for well over an hour"
Ah man I did a Slarks

Slarks by Concrete dildo October 1, 2016

sparks in the dark

When you chew up a pack of Wintergreen Lifesavers candy in a dark room whilst looking in a mirror, it makes Green Sparks!

When I first heard of sparks in the dark I just had to try it! What an amazing phenomenum! The green sparks were so beautiful!

sparks in the dark by Starchylde July 19, 2016

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018

coconut sharks 

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

coconut sharks by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

trailer slacks

trailer slacks
(trey-ler slaks)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Sometimes, trailer slack. Also called trailer trousers. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer slacks are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

Bobbie-Sue could not hold it any longer. She urinated right down the inside leg of her good trailer slacks

trailer slacks by GrayRider February 28, 2011

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams

did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year

shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021

Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014