Slapass Friday

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Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

Slapass Friday by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006

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Slap Ass Friday

A perverted game of tag played on Fridays. Object is to try and hit as many people's asses as possible without getting your ass slapped. From the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds.

Girl 1: You know what day it is?

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1's ass* Slap Ass Friday! *runs*

Girl 1: *chases her* I'm gonna get you!

Stranger: ?

Slap Ass Friday by shadowladyxo March 6, 2015

Slap Ass Friday

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

Slap Ass Friday by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

Slap-Ass Friday

A day when you can slap people's asses.

Woot! It's slap-ass Friday! *slaps people's asses*

Slap-Ass Friday by xxVampire.Angelxx October 29, 2007

slap ass friday

in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls' asses. pretty much self explanitory.

sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap ass friday right?? aren't you gonna do somethin' to me?

devonte: *slap's sharika's ass* mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!

slap ass friday by dictionarylady October 20, 2008

Slap ass Friday

Slap ass Friday first originated from schools in Washington state, Basically any Friday of the year teens/kids/classmates will roam the hallways slapping any ass they see while saying "Slap ass Friday!" Generally guys will make this as an excuse to slap women's asses. Girls can slap guy's asses too, girls can slap girls asses, guys can slap guys asses. This Friday has been going on for seven years.

Guy: *slaps girl's ass*
Guy: "slap ass Friday!"
Girl: "you fucking jerk! Hmm well I guess it's okay cuz it's Friday

Slap ass Friday by OmareBeach July 17, 2016

Slap Ass Friday

a day that men sexually harass women and make them uncomfortable because they can’t understand boundaries.

man: it’s slap ass friday!
women: no it’s not! go take your made up holiday where they actually like it dipshit..

Slap Ass Friday by Muffinpiss December 11, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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