slack off

to waste time

Slacking off at this time, when there's so much to do? (to slack off)

by anything more November 21, 2011

Ham Slacks

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female

For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."

by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012

Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.

Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"

by NathanReed May 15, 2013

slacking off

1. Not doing very much of anything.

2. Not doing what you are meant to be doing.

Stop slacking off Steve

by PowerGlide May 9, 2015

chicken slacks

A misheard lyric in the Sam Cooke song Twisting The Night Away.

"He's dancin' with the chicken slacks"

the actual lyric is:

"He's dancin' with the chick in slacks"

Back in the early 60s it was unusual to find a woman wearing pants at a social event - usually women wore skirts or dresses.

by Pops22 May 30, 2008

slacking snacking

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.

My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.

by Beau Soir October 22, 2010

Slack Roping

The act of performing or recieving a handjob while mainting a limp penis.

Chris got slack roped by a cross dresser the other night.

Dave slack ropes dudes for crack rock.

You're ugly enough to give me a slack rope.
"I was really bored so I let Alexa give me an unbelievable slack roping"

I got some mad slack rope at Tam Tam's he other day.

by themaloonanalraper September 23, 2009