Skunky Monkey
Skunky Monkey by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Skunky Monkey
When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.
Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
Skunky Monkey by Doopo December 29, 2013
Related Words
Spunky Monkey
n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Spunky Monkey by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008
funky spunky monkey
the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
funky spunky monkey by jakesweg May 21, 2016
Spunky Monkey
Brad: "Man, you've been limping all day. Whats wrong?"
Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."
Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."
Spunky Monkey by A-weezy Davis May 11, 2009
spunky monkey
Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.
spunky monkey by spencey121 April 17, 2007
SPUNKY MONKEY
A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.
Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!
Kyle:*launches*
Me :Ow my foken eey!
Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*
Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.
Me:you hit my eye.
Kyle:*launches*
Me :Ow my foken eey!
Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*
Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.
Me:you hit my eye.
SPUNKY MONKEY by Job pillow beast May 7, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.