by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016
Get the Skunky Monkey mug.When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.
Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
by Doopo December 29, 2013
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n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes
Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.
A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008
Get the Spunky Monkey mug.the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina
girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )
girl : omg you're so thoughtful
by jakesweg May 21, 2016
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Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."
Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."
by A-weezy Davis May 11, 2009
Get the Spunky Monkey mug.Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.
by spencey121 April 17, 2007
Get the spunky monkey mug.A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.
Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!
Kyle:*launches*
Me :Ow my foken eey!
Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*
Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.
Me:you hit my eye.
Kyle:*launches*
Me :Ow my foken eey!
Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*
Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.
Me:you hit my eye.
by Job pillow beast May 7, 2018
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