Skullfucked with a goat
Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!
Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"
Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"
Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."
Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"
Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"
Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"
Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."
Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"
Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."
Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"
Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"
Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"
Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."
Skullfucked with a goat by Josiah Munger October 5, 2006