When a girl comes to the trailer park, circles your trailer all the while kicking in the aluminum skirting between your mobile home and the cement slab it sits on
She’s a realSkirt Kicker, came by at 2am, dented every section on my double wide.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.