Skings

The act of crossing your fingers and declaring “it wasn’t me”

“Skings!!” “It wasn’t me that farted.”

by Mrslee2017 April 20, 2023

skinshitter

One who has received an experimental vaccine for the much ballyhooed COVID-19 virus, and is now covered in ugly, noisome sores. Skinshitters who took the mRNA shots often shed viruses on the general public as well.

I saw Pauline at the bar last night. Man, she is such a skinshitter. Her skin is all covered in sores, and she was shedding viruses all over the place.

by eggplant boi September 22, 2021

Swingset

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

it stings in the shower

“It stings in the shower” refers to mental health and thoughts that you may have pushed away become more vivid in the shower, and clearer to remember. It also referrers to the fact that depression can be stronger in the shower, and that self-harm provoking words will “sting”.

Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.

Teacher: “Lola, are you alright.. You seem down lately”

Lola: “It stings in the shower”

by urbanexamples October 22, 2020

Hittn' Skins

Throwing Promo T-Shirts or other branded clothing out into the crowd or audience at an event.

We were at the show last week and the promoters just started Hittn' Skins left & right! Everybody got one!!

by Skin Hitter June 7, 2019

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Swingset

A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful

Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!

by jac-h May 13, 2011