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Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.
Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"

Sizzledick

Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.
Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?
Sizzledick by AzCommunism November 11, 2010

Sizzledick

Taking a penis and putting it on a fine pad to sizzle it to make smoke alarms go off
Sizzledick Oh no someone must’ve done a sizzle dick we must go turn off the fire alarms

sizzlecracker 

Oh look at that sizzlecracker Jamal

Daddy Sizzlewick 

A meme created from character from a Discord RP who, according to a Discord & Deviant art user (who I cannot name sadly), looks like a "Daddy", this character is also accused of being the next Hitler but that'll probably be in another Definition or some shit
DiscordUser1474: Hey DiscordUser3323, Sizzlewick err...
DiscordUser3323: What about Sizzlewick?
DiscordUser1474: He really looks like a daddy
DiscordUser3323 Wtf?

DiscordUser1474: He's Daddy Sizzlewick DiscordUser3323
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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