When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger
penis wins the argument by
default simply because his
penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking
dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than
Wendy's."
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me,
Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.