SirLance 

One who is living on Canada disability and takes irc a little too seriously. Spews the same anti-iraq war comments every day but over all is a nice guy.

1. SirLance is going to watch a movie and take a nap.
2. SirLances' asshole hurts.

SirLance by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003

Sirlance 

Legend is gamejolt

Sirlance

Sirlance by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance October 13, 2024

Shirlance 

She is a loyal,crazy, sexy,dangerous,party animal,hot asf type of friend,she won't like you if u a pretender,she stays loyal to her friends but can't keep a secret,short tempered,a fighter and dgaf about people that gossip about her and likes to defend herself and her best friend 🥰

Wow where is Shirlance this party isn't the same without her
Shirlance is a fighter don't mess with her

Shirlance by Emily Jacobs December 6, 2021

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)... by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019