Sir Pimpington.

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The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!

Sir Pimpington.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.

Sir Pimpington. by Charelsworth Jr September 25, 2010

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Sir Charles Piffington III

Really damn good weed.

Often abbreviated Sir Charles, That Charles, Charles Piffington, or just Charles.

Hey I'm going downtown to hang out with Charles

Yo I'm looking for that Charles, do you have any idea where I could find him?"

Do you know who's going to that party?
I'm not sure, but Charles will definitely be attending

Which Charles?
Sir Charles.
Sir Charles Piffington III?
Yeah, That Charles.

Sir Charles Piffington III by dopedistributor420 May 4, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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