A kid that posts on the internets GameBattles.com and is uglier than most, and almost as fat as Husker. He quit GameBattles recently after making his 17th new username, to try to get a "fresh start on gamebattles". Now used as a derrogatory term.
Not many people can be classified as siox's, but you are one. You siox, you.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.