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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht 

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

SIMON LEBON

Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.

Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
SIMON LEBON by V August 2, 2004

SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.
I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon
SIMON LEBON by steve d wilson August 28, 2008
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026