SimarGill 

simar is the rowdiest and funniest guy ever. he also really wants harleen chahal but harleen doesnt know that. which is sadness for simar :

yo look at that guy hes sucha a SimarGill.

SimarGill by rowdygyani234 April 1, 2023

Silmarillion 

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

Silmarillion by Narthalion August 15, 2004

The Silmarillion 

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

The Silmarillion by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

Smartillery 

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

Smartillery by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

Arthur Scargill 

golfing slang - a shot that is hit well but ends up in a very poor lie. Arthur Scargill was head of the National Union of Miners in the 1980's who lead a succession of strikes against Margaret Thatcher's handling of pit closures across the UK. It was a bitter struggle that the government eventually won.

Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result.

"unlucky you ended up in that bush mate, that was a bit of an Arthur Scargill"

Arthur Scargill by molby August 14, 2006

Simrill 

loooooovee. Best person ever. Also best name ever. Gift shops should make name-themed gifts with this name.

Simrill!

Simrill by coffeeeeee October 14, 2018

gargally smargilly 

The expression she makes after you say "getting close babe, doin' great".

When she looked up at me, all gargally smargilly, that's when I knew, she was in love with me, but done with me too.

gargally smargilly by Lil'Brain August 18, 2024