A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players
may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players
may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players
may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another
player, and pointing their elbow at the
player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another
player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one
player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The
player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.
