Silent Football

A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.
Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"

"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."
by thefuzeghost April 19, 2017
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