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Sienfeld Bet 

Come from a episode of Sienfeld. Where you get a couples freinds .. realtives .. what ever and see who can go the longest without masturbating. Although you don't know if the person masturbates and says they haven't, so you need an honor system and have close friends to do it with.
Eric: Dude, I was having a Sienfeld Bet with David
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*
Sienfeld Bet by Krazy Kansan May 1, 2006
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seinfeld bet 

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.
Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!
seinfeld bet by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005
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