Sienfeld Bet

Come from a episode of Sienfeld. Where you get a couples freinds .. realtives .. what ever and see who can go the longest without masturbating. Although you don't know if the person masturbates and says they haven't, so you need an honor system and have close friends to do it with.

Eric: Dude, I was having a Sienfeld Bet with David
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*

Sienfeld Bet by Krazy Kansan May 1, 2006

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seinfeld bet

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.

Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!

seinfeld bet by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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