side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.
Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.
by The ConTessa November 05, 2007
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Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021
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Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event
Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!
by Boxmuncher829 September 22, 2023
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