When the the toes are extra salty and it makes you very horny, it results in what we scientists call " JUICY FUNGUS" or shubaby, shubaby is special because it is the first step in giving birth to a new galaxy. Also the baby chickens get hungry so then you have to feed them what is called pepe. It may hurt, but trust me, it is for a good cause.
Man, I just had the greatest shubaby with my wife, the toes were EXTRA salty.
soy•ba•by
noun (pl. -bies)
1. a baby raised on soy formula as an alternative to mother's breast milk.
2. baby unable to tolerate dairy products.
3. young individual with unique tastes.
adj.
1. untainted, pure, innocent, fresh, raw.
Because of his inability to tolerate his mother's breast milk, he was a soybaby.
When didn’t know you were pregnant and had to fart, so you try to blow ass but instead of gas you push a baby out like a horrible shart.
I was at Burger King and the damn girl in front of me ended up farting and having a Shababy. The manager gave me a free chocolate milkshake though so it was cool.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"