Shwab

A drunk who smokes pubes and thinks it's good shit.

Steve-O pulled a swhab on party boy.

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

SHWAB

A SHWAB is a sexy hairy wise Asian beast often a very desirable person

My friend is a SHWAB as they are sexy, hairy, Asian and beastly

by Slothy 104 February 28, 2018

shwab

Short for:
Slut
Hoe
Whore
Asslicker
Bitch

It refers to a person, especially a girl who is promiscuous, nymphomaniacal, and sluttish. Only relationships they have are Sex partners.

Boy 1:Dude, don't you think that girl is such a shwab?
Boy 2: Who cares? She gives a really good blowjob.

by Letscopulate March 11, 2009

shwab

A nerd who can easily preform oral sex on himself.

Eric had no money to buy a whore so he shwabed himself all night.

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

shwab

a shwab is a nonce , probably a loner too but lowkey. a name who is defo a shwab is alfie shaaban , the god tier of a shwab and no one acc likes the eggheaded bastard but pretends too daily...

alfie is such a shwab, cant believe i was friends with the cunt !!!

by wasteeeman February 3, 2020

shwab

a lanky nerd who needs to pay for sex.

Eric is such a shwab

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

shwab

when you graduate from giving yourself oral sex to giving yourself anal sex with your own penis.

wow! after he gave himself a shwab he felched himself too!

by told ya! March 6, 2004