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A SHWAB is a sexy hairy wise Asian beast often a very desirable person
My friend is a SHWAB as they are sexy, hairy, Asian and beastly
by Slothy 104 February 28, 2018
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A nerd who can easily preform oral sex on himself.
Eric had no money to buy a whore so he shwabed himself all night.
by Harry Shwab March 06, 2004
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Short for:
Slut
Hoe
Whore
Asslicker
Bitch

It refers to a person, especially a girl who is promiscuous, nymphomaniacal, and sluttish. Only relationships they have are Sex partners.
Boy 1:Dude, don't you think that girl is such a shwab?
Boy 2: Who cares? She gives a really good blowjob.
by Letscopulate March 11, 2009
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a lanky nerd who needs to pay for sex.
Eric is such a shwab
by Harry Shwab March 06, 2004
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when you graduate from giving yourself oral sex to giving yourself anal sex with your own penis.
wow! after he gave himself a shwab he felched himself too!
by told ya! March 06, 2004
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