Shum

to shit and cum simultaneously

“Im shumming!” “Im about to Shum!”

by greek dictionary January 18, 2021

Shum

A combination of shit and cum

Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.

by ShumMaster August 13, 2021

Shum

To shit and cum at the same time; a solo blumpkin, if you will.

Everybody run, Sammi's going to shum like crazy!

by Not A Facebook Friend August 28, 2011

Shum

Occurs when a man simultaneously shits and cums during ejaculation either alone or with a sexual partner.

When I have sex with her, it's so good that it makes me shum!

by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

Shum

Combination Shit and Cum the brown liquid that falls from the arse after a cum filled arse fuck, usually a brown creamy liquid, sometimes filled with vegies or some sort of seed.

o yer, o yer, *splat* awww yuk babe look at all that Shum leaking from your arse

by AZDAWG231 September 02, 2009

Shum

Ejaculating so hard you shit yourself

Man, he fucked her so hard, he shumed in her mouth.

by Lover/Fighter July 06, 2011

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay. It is pronounced: sh-UM It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is more soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs* Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 17, 2022