Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."
Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
JASON: that girl stayed here last night. I just kicked her out.
CHRIS: damn! you made her take the walk of shame?!?!
JASON: yes and no. i called her a shUber.
CHRIS: shUber lux?
JASON: hell no.