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shrub monkeys 

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!
Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.
shrub monkeys by notoriousD August 26, 2008

shrub monkey 

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery
damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

Scrub monkey 

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.
Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.
Scrub monkey by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015

Monkey Scrub 

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.
Monkey Scrub by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026