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shrub monkeys 

An ill webcomic about some chick and her bro and her sis, and they're in Canada or something. Also, anime!
Seriously, what's the deal with shrub monkeys? There's a monkey in it, like, once.
shrub monkeys by notoriousD August 26, 2008

shrub monkey 

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery
damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

Scrub monkey 

Usually poor, lacking effort, desire or ability to improve their living conditions or economic status. A scrub monkey often haa a refrigerator in their yard along with broken lawn mowers, chickens and old bicycles, sometimes a rusted out 72 Camaro up on concrete blocks.
Those Scrub monkeys live on the county line in that run down trailer with all the junk in their yard.
Scrub monkey by Spike BFMC 70 July 19, 2015

Monkey Scrub 

To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.
Monkey Scrub by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021