Shrimp dick

Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.

"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Shrimp dick

When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it

“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”

“He’s got such a shrimp dick”

by Sucktjesungodtjemightytjegreat June 14, 2020

Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.

That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat

Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle

by Big shrimpin October 15, 2019

Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Shrimp dick

Val

val has a shrimp dick

by r0ckstar666 June 21, 2021

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 04, 2017