Shredpool 

A shredpool Is a giant bald cunt of a man who is bald yet has a big beard

I was on New Horizons discord today and a shredpool was talking to me

That shredpool blinded me with the glare coming of his nut

Shredpool by Joetex September 17, 2023

Shreddology 

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

shredaholic 

A person who is severly addicted to shred guitar playing, either by playing themselves or listening to.

Dude, Im such a shredaholic that I'll start going through withdrawls if I don't hear some good guitar playing soon!

shredaholic by MfMelter December 18, 2008

Shredology 

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples

Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor

Shredology by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009

shredaholic 

Someone who has an addiction to shredding paper or cardboard using an electric shredder.

"Do you know that geezer Gary from the crib down the road?"
"Yea dude: He's a shredaholic."
"WTF!!!"

shredaholic by Burnsy92 April 16, 2008

shreddology 

1 Thou shalt not worry about what the pros do, but trust yourself and be pleased with yourself - if the boots fit, buy them, not because it is a Shaun White Model. 2 Thou shalt not specify. 3 Thou shalt not steal the gear for your brother! 4 Thou shalt wear Protections (even in the horizontal). 5 Thou shalt not hurt others, maim or kill, just because they are inexperienced or they lack control. 6 You shall hold such in honor, who have more experience or trying to improve. Respect demands respect! 7 Thou shalt thy brother in the park do not take the right of way. 8 Thou shalt not be a poser. 9 You shall not defile your ski resort with garbage (and not others). 10th Thou shalt not ski!

the religion of snowboarders

learn the shreddology before goin' the park!

we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders

shreddology by blipsqueek December 4, 2013