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Shred ass 

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To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.
Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.
Shred ass by kittyjuicer July 8, 2011
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shrek ass 

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shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips
That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.
shrek ass by not a naf February 3, 2015
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Shrek Ass 

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Severe swamp ass
Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.
Shrek Ass by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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