Shram

And adjective indicative of something being dysfunctional yet successful.

"Man I hardly knew anyone at Brandon's, and everyone was spilling their drinks on his floor. But I had a lot of fun, that party was shram"

by Shramgrl August 07, 2013

Shram

To be a total loser, geek, dweeb, nerd.

"Dude, you just shrammed out!" "HAHA Shram! <Point at someone>" "Shram!"

by Student HPSS October 04, 2006

shrammed

to feel really cold, especially after being in a cold situation for a long time.

We'd been sitting in the stand watching the football for 90 minutes, by the end of the match we were completely shrammed.

by maxine hayes May 31, 2008

shram

A completely drug fucked adolescent that can hardly string together a sentence.

Jeff has been stroking that wall for hours now, he's turning into a complete shram.

by methusellah November 08, 2008

SHRAM

(verb): penile shrinkage due to the cold.

As I jumped in the lake to skinny-dip with my girl, my vanity, as well as my third leg, diminished rapidly. I unflatteringly shrammed to about one centimeter. I earned the new nickname "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 08, 2003

shram

a disgusting looking person, someone who looks like they were hit in the face with a hot frying pan full of dogshit

that guy gerard looks likes shram

nice gross face you busted ass shram

by jonathan joseph October 10, 2006

shram the ram

urination,piss,pee

my 4 yr old son taking a pee this was a word that he made to this world on 11/06/2l009 shram the ram. remember to always love your childeren. oxoxoxo

by SHOCK THE MONEKY November 08, 2009