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Elbow water shower 

When your taking a shower with someone who is hogging the water, which forces you to use the little bit of water that is streaming of there elbow
Person 1: Dude whats that smell?
Person 2: Thats me sorry i only got a elbow water shower today
Person 1: Dude you need to take showers on your own if she cant share the water

Person 2: yeah well what are you gonna do?

water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.
Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration
Salt Water Shower by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Move slower than pond water 

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.
"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

Showerbater

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater
Showerbater by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019