Shotty Bottle 

A makeshift pipe to smoke weed out of. It is made from a waterbottle with one hole near the base and another hole 3/4 of the way up 1/4 turn around from the first hole. The top of the bottle is then covered with foil and holes are poked in it, preferably with a needle.

To use, suck through the bottom hole while using the top hole as a carb. You may need someone else to light you at first, pros do not.

Shotty bottles are the best way to smoke, you get the biggest hits and giant clears too. Also, a retard can make one in about 2 minutes and they're free.

Shotty Bottle by TheLumbahjack September 12, 2006

shotty bottle 

a plastic drinks bottle with 2 holes in it, a joint or better a blunt is poked into one of the holes, with your finger over the other hole suck gently and let the thick smoke accumulate in the bottle so it has a liquid look (this is known as creaming). when satisfied with the ammount of smoke in the bottle remove the joint and your finger and suck in, prepare to cough and feel burning

onlooker - mate that shotty bottle is so creamy your going to die

*creamer draws it into his lungs

creamer - cough cough cough

shotty bottle by ('-')¬s June 17, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016