Shotty 5 

Derived from "shotgun" where u call shotgun to ride in the front seat of a car
But when you are sitting round with friends and need to get up u call "shotty 5" and no one can take your spot for 5 minutes

Shotty 5 iv got to take a piss

Shotty 5 by watch this space November 29, 2011

shoty 5's 

to claim a chair or a spot that you would like to sit in or use for a later use in 5 minutes or less. "Shoty 10's" is used for 10 minutes or less. no more then "shoty 10's" may be used!!

yo, i'll bee right back..."shoty 5's"

shoty 5's by the bleedenator September 25, 2005

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex 

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022