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Shorty C 

Crazy latina chick who PWNs at will and appears at random to dish out random PWN sessions to those deserving without prior notice. This is also coupled with Rave Syndrome.
Dia: Holy shit. Shorty opened a can on that n00b.
Dave-O: Ah. I see my Rave Syndrome has afflicted her.
Shorty C by Mister Angry March 10, 2005
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shorty crunk 

a group of girls that renames their group of friends every month. A few of the girls smell. See kill.
Ex: Let's get shorty crunk on New Years.
shorty crunk by Lil Flip January 9, 2005

shorty crunk 

a group of sluts controled by a cooner who tells them to wear a skirt everyday . hated even by their own group members
shorty crunk by anti crunk April 10, 2005

shorty crunk 

Nothing.
Random Shit.
Means Nothing.
Noone should ever say it.
Two words that have nothing to do with anything.

shorty crunk 

1. man dis jus a buncha mo fo-kin tricks who get it crunk(pst) on da mo fo-in weekend. lil kids get crunk-er den dem on da mo-fo-in weekends drankin apple juice
2. something
said all the time
3. leader--> cooner she eats em...
4.peace
titty mick tit fuck: man dat shorty crunk shol is a buncha doped up crack whores
Made love to your mom lastnight: sheeeeeut i kno mo fo

Shorty Catcher

A specific style of hair, dress or shoe BUT not limited to objects such as cars that one is rocking that catches shorties attention (male or female)
Wowww Camylle has those shorty catcher shoes on right now!
Shorty Catcher by MamaMelba August 29, 2018

shorty crunk 

the greatest group of 9 girls ever to walk bghs's halls
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shorty crunk by suck it boys February 17, 2005
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