A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
Noun
Buses for special educated kids.
They usually for handicap student. If your in the US
Some school use these buses cuz they do have enough money for the bigger buses.
In other countries they just use it for other reasons.
Buses for special educated kids.
They usually for handicap student. If your in the US
Some school use these buses cuz they do have enough money for the bigger buses.
In other countries they just use it for other reasons.
by Phibun August 11, 2020
A school bus which is often used to transport handicapped students. I used to ride the short bus, but it was just a regular bus which happened to be around half the length of all the rest of the buses; not specially designed for the handicapped.
by 010101010101010001011101 March 08, 2005
Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped
My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way
by Wiggly21 April 11, 2014
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