Shoelace shit Share definition Flag Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace. Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today. Rolf: you suck Nate: ya you do . fuck Shoelace shit by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Shoelace shit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch