Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
by Spazznamedkendall March 19, 2009
When you tie an old shoe on to a hocky stick, and light it on fire. When it is on fire you take it off the hocky stick and and hit it.
by HarryJockStrap August 24, 2010
The act of dating someone who is in the range of 12 to 15 years of age, but the person who is dating them while older is not over 18, and can there for have sex with the younger person with out breaking the law of stachatory rape.
by LordPiggyinton March 11, 2005
You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.
Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."
by Horse Cock Jonson March 28, 2003
by mtbikemike September 1, 2008
Reese said he was doing the deathnut challenge. He was eating Jalapeno Cheddar peanuts. That's baby shoes.
by leeroy ericson February 5, 2021