shlongus

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

Grossus Shlongus Personus

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020

SKEEBO SHLONGUS

The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex

Ziv minraf: did you know about skeebo shlongus?

Bedheadzack: kys I don't want to fuck men

by Ziv minraf January 15, 2023

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010