shl

1) Acronym used for the phrase "sitting here laughing" for efficiency reasons and to align with the reality that most 21st century individuals communicating via modern day technology are in fact sitting and not engaged in any physical activity that would prolong their life.

Andy: Doesn't the memory of me doing that embarrassing and stupid thing last night just make you guffaw?
Gabriel: shl

by KiwiBranding May 13, 2015

shl

The shortened, discreet word for "slut" or those who act like one. Usually used secretly around other people who don't know what it is where it would be more appropriate. Pronounced shl-UH.

"You're such a shl."
"Stop shl-ing yourself around, it's not cool."

by hud January 30, 2008

shl-huh-zuh-hah

The chant of The Shlooze.

Shl-! Huh-! Zuh-! Hah-!

by Boddhisattva June 03, 2005

Shl

Shl i dont even know

I’m high as Shlll

Damn bro I just crashed shllll

Yeah I banged Fabian’s girl shl

Fabians girl was all up on my Shll

Abys ass was bouncing on my shl

*Stubs toe* SHLLLL

by Shllls maker October 09, 2023

SHL

short for short hair lauren (lauren jauregui)
usually used by lauren jauregui stans (the coven) and/or harmonizers
this is for a period in time back when she was in fifth harmony when she cut her long black hair about collarbone length <3

me: i love SHL!
someone: whats that?
me: short hair lauren... duh?

by paulfaerl023 July 26, 2022

SHL

short for "short haired lauren"

used by lauren jauregui fans who obsess over a period of time where lauren jauregui's hair was SHORT in her fifth harmony era

Me: yo, SHL is so mf hot
Someone: ??
Me: Short Haired Lauren. Duh.

by paulfaerl023 July 27, 2022

SHL

stands for Short Hair Lauren. usually used by lauren jauregui stans. about a time when she cut her hair around 2015ish.

Me: I'm literally obsessed with SHL.
Person: What is that?
Me: short hair lauren. it's so hot i'm down bad

by paulfaerl023 July 21, 2022